Buckle Up for Absurdity: RoadtripMojo’s Terms of Service (Un)Limited

RoadtripMojo has been around for far too long with no terms of service to guide our relationship with fellow roadtrippers – and cover our a$$e$ in case some pansy gets offended. So, lazy meme thieves that we are, we asked Google’s Bard chatbot to conjure some rules of the road. Our prompt: “Write 250 words on an unreasonable terms of service for roadtripmojo website.” About 10 seconds later, it gave us the following semi-legalese, indefensible gobbledygook – plus the image of car-meets-cow, for added import. (I’m kind of expecting a fat bill for this from an attorney somewhere)

Image of car honking at a cow“Welcome, thrill-seekers and wanderlust warriors, to RoadtripMojo, the engine that fuels your spontaneous adventures! By clicking “I Accept” below, you’re not just powering up your RV, hitching up your travel trailer, or even renting a van – you’re signing a hilarious pact with the open road (and some potentially questionable legal clauses). So, grab a granola bar, crank up the tunes, and prepare for the wildest ride of your digital life:

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Vladimir Nabokov on Music Festival Camping via ChatGPT

The experiment continues. After asking ChatGPT to write an essay on music festival camping in the style of Hunter S. Thompson, Andy suggested I ask it to write one in the style of Vladimir Nabokov. In less than a minute, it delivered. My Prompt: Write a 500-word article in English on camping at music festivals in the style of Vladimir Nabokov.

ChatGPT wrote: Title “On the Delicate Pleasures of Festival Camping: A Vladimir Nabokovian Sojourn”

“As the blazing sun sets upon the vast expanse of the festival grounds, a myriad of souls emerge from their metal steeds, eagerly ready to embark on a peculiar rite of passage—a tryst with nature amid the harmonious chaos of music festivals. Ah, the delicate pleasures of camping…

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Music Festival Camping from the Virtual Mind of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

I recently asked ChatGPT to write 500 words on festival RV camping. What it banged out in less than 30-seconds was impressive, but the stuff of a grade-schooler – and nothing a publisher would pay money for. Based on the comments, I tried again – only with a twist. My prompt: “Write a 500-word article on camping at music festivals in the style of Hunter S. Thompson.” Here’s what I got…

“The sun was beating down on my face as I stumbled out of my tent, bleary-eyed and disoriented.

“The sounds of pounding drums and wailing guitars echoed through the air, mingling with the scent of stale beer and sweat. It was day three of the music festival, and my body was already starting to feel the effects of nonstop partying.

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‘Hey, Let’s Camp at a Music Festival’ – Swaying the First Timer

I recently asked ChatGPT for “Top tips to convince a friend to go music festival camping.” With some minor edits, here’s what AI delivered in about 10 seconds…

Highlight the Experience: Emphasize the unique and memorable experiences that can only be had at a music festival camping. Mention the exciting lineup of artists, the vibrant atmosphere, and the chance to make new friends.

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10 Tips to Convince Friends to Become First-Time Campers

We love camping. Many of our friends – not so much. We know many would dig the experience – the exploration by foot or canoe, the food, the drink, the bonding around the campfire at day’s end – if only they were appropriately introduced. Below are a few tips that we’ve used to convert the uninitiated…

Highlight the Adventure: Emphasize the excitement of stepping out of their comfort zones and exploring the great outdoors. Let them know that camping offers a sense of adventure and freedom they won’t experience elsewhere.

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